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grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best'
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Eq.#1 Study=Don't fa
'Eq.#1
Study=Don't fail
Eq.#2
Don't study=Fail
Adding eq.1 & eq.2
=>Study + don't study
=
fail + don't fail.
Takin common on both sides
=>
Study(1+don't) = Fail(1+don,t)
=> Study = Fail
Then y waste time..???
Enjoy Ur life.........
Prof Waila
(Noble Prize Expected in 2010)@'
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'Ye exams k rishty bhi aajeeb hoty hain
Sab k apny apny naseeb hoty hain
Rehty hain jo nigahoon say dor
Saaly wohi question papr mein zaroor hoty hain..'
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'To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.'
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'koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)'
LOOSER !!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ....
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'Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com'
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'eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!'
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LOVE SMS
My love belongs to you.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
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My love is ever in your service.
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True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.
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To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.
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One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
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True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...
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We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.
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With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
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We must love one another or die.
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Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me heart.
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When you left, I stopped smiling.
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Trust, Love & Keep Moving (Growing)
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You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
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You need Money to call someone Honey.
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You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.
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Your love's better than a cold beer on a warm day. Almost...OK then, definitely!
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You touched my heart and changed my life for the better
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
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You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
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Your love's better than chocolate.
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Your love's better than chocolate.
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You're the icing on my cake. What's that? Chocolate, of course...
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Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded.
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Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded.
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You're the laughter in my life.
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The first duty of love - is to listen.
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I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved.
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Flirt SMS
Press down......down
more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost
there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual
intercourse!
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
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Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
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I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
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Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
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It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
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One for me!!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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Flirt Messages Most beautiful... If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. Maths ... During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! Can u see me? Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! In love .. You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me I Found you ... When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. One for me!!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.
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You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me
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Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
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With all the Rose's Perfume
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006*
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Great,Prosperous,Blissful
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
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NEW YEAR 2006
W
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WI
YO
HA
WIS
YOU
HAP
WISH
YOU A
HAPPY
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*NEW YEAR 2006*
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May The Year 2006 Bring for You....
May The Year 2006 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
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New is the year,
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
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New is the year,
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
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Lets welcome the year
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.
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Years come n go,but this year I specially wish
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
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Pura ho aapke sare Aim,(In Urdu)
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
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In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.
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Es Naye Saal ma..(In Urdu)
Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar
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I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You..
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!
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Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, (In Hindi)
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*
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Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, (In Hindi)
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
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Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa (In Bangali)
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.
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Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,( In Bangali)
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.
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Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,(In Hindi)
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006!
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New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.
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Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usse Takar Karata
Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
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Tum Aao to Ham bhi Eid karein
Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein
Tum Aao to ham bhi Eid karein
Kuch Dair to Dil ko Chain Miley
Kuch roz to Man ka Phool Khiley
Kehtey hain ke Eid ki Aamad hai
Ham log bhi Kuch taaeid karein
Tum Aao to Ham bhi Eid karein
Tum se yeh Aik Guzaarish hai
yeh Apney Dil ki Khaaish hai
Ik Baar milo , Ik Baar Milo
Har Baar yahi Taakeed karein
Tum Aao to ham bhi Eid Karein
Mana ke Ham Deewaney hain
Sab Baatoo'n Se Anjaaney hain
Jab Apney hi Baigaaney hain
Kya Ghairoo'n Se Umeed karein
Tum Aao to ham bhi eid karein
Tum aao to Ham bhi Eid karein ......
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Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye
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Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid
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Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak
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After 3 days
After 72hrs
After 4320 min
After 259200sec
Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak..
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Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us
"Happy eid"."Eid mubarakh"
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GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....
$========$
( HAPPY (
( EID (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
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Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes ofSuccess, prospourus and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family.
HaaPY Eid Mubarak
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Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
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If Feeling r express in words than ur inbox is filled with my msgs"eid mubark
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mai ne chaha k apko EID pe kuch pesh karoo.
jis mai tabinda sitaro ki chamak shamil ho.
jis mai guzre lamhat ki tasvere ho.
jis mai anjan jazeron ki mehak shamil ho
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kia lutf-e-EID aap agar mujh se door hain.
guzre ga rozee EID tasawor man aap ke
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chat per khare EID ka chand jab dekho.
is muke per ap mujhy yad karna.
jab kisi ko gale mil kar EID mubrk kaho.
is muke per mujhy yad karna.
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khushyan le kar araha hai tehwar.
ye din bhi ata nai bar bar.
khush raho ap EID k lamhat main.
sare jahan ka mil jae apko piar
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mile apko na dukh zindagi main.
phool ki tarha ap mehko ALLAH kare.
zinda rahe nam abad tak apka.
EID ki khushyan apko mubrk ALLAH kare.:
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nazar ka chain dil ka soror hote hain.
kuch ase log jahan main zaror hote hain.
sada chamakta rahe in ki EID ka tehwar.
kareb reh k b jo hum se dor hote hain shani
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Mubarak ho Markze Rohatay Hilal Kameti ne mujhe dekh leya hai. Kal EID HO Gi... @Eid Mubarak
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Aap ko lado soap, gaey soap, habib cooking oil,habib banaspati, parwaz fan,metromilanagarbati bananay
waley,kinola cooking oil, aur meri taraf say dili eid mubarik.
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